Steel Toe Boots

Peter just went out and bought a brand new pair of steel toe boots, he was tired of all the bullshit, he had stepped on it far too many times in his Nike sneakers, it's time he got something that will last. The boots are for the bullshit, the steel toe is for kicking everybody he hates (which is 99.99% of the world) he got them extra heavy with rigid soles, just so he won't have to stomp as hard to crack the skulls. Peter has had it up to his ears, he's tired of all you lying fucks, come at him, he'll kick your shins shatter the bone, then stomp you and stomp you and stomp you until he can see what you were just thinking. "Hahahaha!" He laughed and smoked his cigarette, he felt like he was on top of the world! He could conquer all terrains, from the desert to the mountains, even walking on the beach would be a breeze, bring the snow and the ice, the oil and the water, it's no match for Peter and his shiny new steel toe boots